A few words to use

Once again, the dreadful attitude of Kevin “Bloody” Rudd’s reckless Labour government has come to light due to the flawed regulations recently created that unfairly favour the printing entitlements of the Government. These disgraceful regulations have banned MPs from publishing documents that include any of a list of fourteen words, some of which I’ve already included.
They’ve already shown that they are inept at keeping illegal immigrants off bay (the legal ones are OK), and are now starting to disregard and neglect the freedom of those already within Australia. Incompetent and incompetence are two very similar words that can describe this government.
All it seems they have done is hand out cash to stop a global economic climate, be in government while rates are being lowered, purchase a Mazda ute and allow Rudd to be interviewed by a camera-man in a hard-hat whilst at a press conference.
Many Australians point the finger at communist countries for laws that protect the government. There’s even a building in Japan that does this (Yasukuni Shrine), and for years we’ve been degrading the Chinese government for laws such as these.
Some might call them an irresponsible government that recklessly continues to run our country through mismanagement that leads to disastrous consequences. I don’t say that, but I can say these words because I’m not a Member of Parliament. However, I do say that this could be some sort of a conspiracy theory.
What I’ve noticed is that Kevin Rudd speaks a lot of Mandarin. Now, I have a theory that he could be a spy deployed by the Chinese government to infiltrate the Australian government, so that the Chinese government can declare war on us and take over the nation, but really, who knows? Harold Holt is still alive, right?

The Refugee Problem

I know a lot of people have been worrying and fussing about these refugees that are trying to enter the country on sea vessels. Some people don’t know the real dangers of these people coming into Australia. Apparently, they’re from Sri Lanka, and for all we know, these people might be coming into Australia to infiltrate our cricket system, and thus helping Sri Lankan cricket get better and finally being able to beat us at our own game.
There’s also people stating that we might not know what they were back in their homeland, and that some of the people could be criminals. Well, I believe it’s now suffice to say that there is potential for some of these people to become criminals. You could say they’ve already committed a crime without even actually entering the country yet. By threatening mass suicide if they aren’t let in, that’s pretty much blackmail. That puts them in the same boat as the person who blackmailed Masterfoods Corporation four years ago. Maybe we can give them some Mars Bars and they’ll be happy.

Kyle Sandilands

What’s the big deal? Information was not disclosed to them before they went to air